Eric Betts

Books and Other Culture. Soccer and Other Sports.
Biting insults and limited parody lyrics upon request.

Culture

The Legend of Zelda. The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. The Princess Bride. Other, slightly less beloved properties as well.

Soccer

Pelé. Messi. Cruyff. Maradona. Not necessarily in that order. Also FIFA corruption, club avarice, U.S. National Team reports and paeans to N’Golo Kanté.

Other Sports

The apotheosis of the American experiment. The burden of GOATness. How American Gladiators did (and didn’t) predict the future. The real Jumpman.